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The things that happen to me

Today on the bus, this kid who quite obviously had been smoking marijuana starts hitting on me. And like it was awful, because he was high and trying to do pick up lines. One of which was “Did you fall, and it hurt because you are pretty”. He continued to do this type of thing the entire bus ride. And then at the end the idiot goes, “I have a shit ton of weed, be my girlfriend and I’ll share it with you”. 

The romance. 

The guys at my school are winners. XDDDDDDDD